so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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