tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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