when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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