u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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