My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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