if you like me you must not know who I am
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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