hell yes lets make some ravioli
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
