that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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