I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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