Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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