So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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