I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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