is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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