need another drink. this is the easiest way
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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