Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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