your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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