Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Ladies don't puke and tell
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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