I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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