Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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