he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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