hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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