i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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