I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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