No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
