Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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