Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Randomize
