Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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