ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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