i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I forget how to act sober
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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