your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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