No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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