youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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