I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
