stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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