**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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