It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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