brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Damn victory sex feels great
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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