Can i not drive my cunt home
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
MIDGETS
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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