RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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