how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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