Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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