Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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