Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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