No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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