Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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