she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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