Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm really busy with my period
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