Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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