I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
two words...techno handjob
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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