i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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