So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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