Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
